Ever wanted to feel the raw, unfiltered power of captaining a 20-year-old pontoon with one speaker working, three questionable cupholders, and a motor that sounds like it’s begging for retirement? Congratulations — you’re a Rental Boat Captain now.
This shirt is for the fearless heroes who:
Navigate uncharted waters using only gut instinct and a half-charged iPhone.
Dock with the grace of a wrecking ball.
Treat “No Wake Zone” as a polite suggestion.
Have mastered the sacred art of blaming “wind and current” for literally everything.
Throw this on, crack open a questionable canned margarita, and let everyone know you’re in charge — at least until the rental company’s damage deposit says otherwise.
Warning: Shirt does not come with nautical skills, life jackets, or common sense.
Product features - Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft and durable feel - Self-fabric binding for a seamless and clean finish - Designed without side seams to minimize fabric waste - Garment-dyed for a unique soft color and texture - Relaxed fit, ideal for layering or wearing alone
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
