Ever wanted to feel the raw, unfiltered power of captaining a 20-year-old pontoon with one speaker working, three questionable cupholders, and a motor that sounds like it’s begging for retirement? Congratulations — you’re a Rental Boat Captain now.
This shirt is for the fearless heroes who:
Navigate uncharted waters using only gut instinct and a half-charged iPhone.
Dock with the grace of a wrecking ball.
Treat “No Wake Zone” as a polite suggestion.
Have mastered the sacred art of blaming “wind and current” for literally everything.
Throw this on, crack open a questionable canned margarita, and let everyone know you’re in charge — at least until the rental company’s damage deposit says otherwise.
Warning: Shirt does not come with nautical skills, life jackets, or common sense.
Product features - Soft and luxurious fabric composed of 52% Airlume combed ringspun cotton and 48% polyester. - Thick spaghetti straps for enhanced comfort and support. - Mid-length cut balances style with mobility, perfect for layering. - Produced in Fair Labor Association and WRAP-certified facilities, promoting ethical manufacturing standards. - Printed using advanced Direct to Film (DTF) technology for durable, high-quality designs.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
