Ever wanted to feel the raw, unfiltered power of captaining a 20-year-old pontoon with one speaker working, three questionable cupholders, and a motor that sounds like it’s begging for retirement? Congratulations — you’re a Rental Boat Captain now.
This hoddie is for the fearless heroes who:
Navigate uncharted waters using only gut instinct and a half-charged iPhone.
Dock with the grace of a wrecking ball.
Treat “No Wake Zone” as a polite suggestion.
Have mastered the sacred art of blaming “wind and current” for literally everything.
Throw this on, crack open a questionable canned margarita, and let everyone know you’re in charge — at least until the rental company’s damage deposit says otherwise.
Warning: Hoodie does not come with nautical skills, life jackets, or common sense.
Product features - Adjustable hood with drawstrings for customized comfort - Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm - Soft and luxurious hand-feel from specially spun fibers - Available in various colors with a cozy fabric composition - Regular fit that runs true to size, making it versatile for any body type
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
