Introducing the “I Love Boating” T-shirt — the perfect way to showcase your love for boating… and your hatred for financial stability.
Nothing says “lake life” quite like buying a boat, stuffing it full of cash, and then watching both go up in flames. This shirt perfectly captures that glorious, sinking feeling every boat owner knows:
Gas? $300.
Dock fees? $1,200.
Repairs? Don’t ask.
Sanity? Long gone.
That weird burning smell? Oh… that’s just your savings.
Whether you’re a seasoned captain or still Googling “how to back up a trailer,” this shirt screams, “Yes, I bought a boat, and yes, I regret nothing… probably.”
Wear it proudly to the marina, the sandbar, or straight to your accountant’s office.
Product features - Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft feel - Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds stretch - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching - Crisp, detailed printing techniques ensure vibrant designs - Tear-away label for added comfort, minimizing skin irritations
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
