Woman's Rental Boat Captain

Ever wanted to feel the raw, unfiltered power of captaining a 20-year-old pontoon with one speaker working, three questionable cupholders, and a motor that sounds like it’s begging for retirement? Congratulations — you’re a Rental Boat Captain now.

This shirt is for the fearless heroes who:

• Navigate uncharted waters using only gut instinct and a half-charged iPhone.
• Dock with the grace of a wrecking ball.
• Treat “No Wake Zone” as a polite suggestion.
• Have mastered the sacred art of blaming “wind and current” for literally everything.

Throw this on, crack open a questionable canned margarita, and let everyone know you’re in charge — at least until the rental company’s damage deposit says otherwise.

Warning: Shirt does not come with nautical skills, life jackets, or common sense.as.

.: 100% ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Semi-fitted
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size